Thoughts about TV from the people who brought you TeeVee and who bring you The Incomparable.

Crossbones: Pirate Broadcast

Though decidedly less than the sum of its parts, NBC’s new pirate adventure series Crossbones should nonetheless manage to shiver the better part of your timbers. “Pirate adventure series” has never exactly translated into ratings gold — just ask the equally fun, if somewhat less cerebral, Crusoe from a few years back — but Crossbones packs its hold with plentiful supplies of intrigue, menace, and wit, while still managing to sail swiftly along.

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Penny Dreadful: Several Million Bucks Worth of Sorta OK

Showtime’s Penny Dreadful is that rare TV series to personify itself in one of its own characters. Professor Niall (har har), head of Egyptology at the British Museum, is a whimsical, pretentious fop who has vital information the series’ protagonists need immediately, but refuses to share it right now because he wants them to be his audience in the future. As the Bluths might say, he kinda gets off on being withholding.

That’s Penny Dreadful in a nutshell. “Ooh!” it trills, lifting a pinky finger to the corner of its mouth in sheer giddiness. “Aren’t I mysterious! I know more than you do, and I could tell you — but not yeeeeeet!" In the ominous ads that have led up to the series’ May 11 premiere, that lack of information worked well. But in the pilot itself, currently screening for free online, it begins to suggest that Penny Dreadful may be less than it appears. SPOILERS for the first episode follow…

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In “Salem,” Payback Is a Witch

You’d think there could be nothing more terrifying than watching Bozo the Clown or seeing the Chicago Cubs lose year after year after year. But WGN America, the relatively new offshoot of Chicago’s beloved “superstation,” is nonetheless trying to conjure up something even creepier. For its first effort in an intriguing slate of new original dramas, it’s reached into its cauldron and drawn forth Salem, a drama that adds one clever twist to the infamous Colonial-era witch trials: The witches are real — and they’re in charge of the trials.

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"The Bletchley Circle": Cracking Good

In World War II, Bletchley Park was Great Britain’s codebreaking command center. In absolute secrecy, the Allies’ brightest mathematical minds worked together to decrypt Axis codes. And while some of the computing power involved was mechanical, many of the “computers” doing the brute-force math were actually young women. The Bletchley Circle, returning to PBS for a second season April 13, springboards from a simple but intriguing question: What did those women do after the war?

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We react to David Letterman announcing his retirement and speculate about where late-night comedy goes from here. Also, why are we all wearing togas? With Jason Snell, Andy Ihnatko, and David Loehr.

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COSMOS: Mind. Blown.

That we have Seth MacFarlane, TV’s woeful king of crass and soulless comedy, to thank for a series as amazing, intelligent, and genuinely stirring as the new Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, seems as brain-bendingly improbable as the vastness of the universe itself. It’s a bit odd to find oneself feeling grateful to the guy who unleashed Peter Griffin on an unsuspecting universe. But he’s more than repaid any karmic debt by reviving Carl Sagan’s Cosmos as a brisk and literally spectacular voyage into the wonders of the world around us.

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by associatevidiot

Old Shows, New Year, New Tricks

Sometimes you just need a little time off to shake out the cobwebs, regain your mojo, and start doing your best work again. As of Dec. 31, 2013, ABC’s Agents of SHIELD was a promising show struggling with a lot of problems, and NBC’s Community was limping back into the TV listings after a rudderless fourth year whose bright spots were few and far between. But seven days into the new year, both have come roaring back to life.

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The Best TV You May or May Not Have Seen in 2013

I don’t have cable, much less HBO or Showtime. And I’ve never seen an episode of Breaking Bad. So you won’t find any of the usual suspects — or a whole bunch of other worthy series — in this year-end roundup. I simply wanted to highlight things I saw this year that stuck with me; that may not have gotten a lot of attention from TV critics; and that definitely deserve your time and viewing.

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The Problems and the Promise: Classifying “Agents of SHIELD”

associatevidiot:

Agents of SHIELD didn’t kill your dog.

Agents of SHIELD didn’t ruin your childhood, attack your family, or set your house on fire. At the very worst, it’s a big-budget, highly hyped disappointment that’s improving more slowly than it probably should. (So, sort of like the Healthcare.gov web site.) But you wouldn’t know that from the vitriolic reception it’s gotten in some quarters of fandom.

At this point, you can’t swing a LOLcat on the Internet without hitting eleventy billion “How to Fix Agents of SHIELD" essays. And, well, this is another one, sort of. Agents of SHIELD has real problems — just like seasons four, six, seven, and (arguably) one of Buffy. 

Or seasons one and four of Angel.

Or the first few (and some of the last few) episodes of Firefly.

Or whopping chunks of Dollhouse. 

Or the first 20 minutes of The Avengers

But (also like Healthcare.gov, oddly enough) these flaws don’t mean the whole thing’s worthless and should be scrapped. Should the flaws have been there in the first place? In the comfort of hindsight, from all us folks not involved in actually making the damn thing, probably not. But things are getting better. Some things have actually been good all along, and just get overshadowed by the problems.

And with a little time, patience, and luck, there’s every reason to believe that showrunners Maurissa Tancharoen, Jed Whedon, and Jeffrey Bell, and undoubtedly stressed-out and sleepy overlord Joss Whedon, can turn Agents of SHIELD from something that’s merely “pretty good and fun” into the towering, ass-kicking bundle of awesomeness we were all dreaming of since the show was announced.

So let’s talk about what’s been holding Agents of SHIELD back thus far — and just as importantly, what it’s already getting right.

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by associatevidiot

"The Wrong Mans" Is All Right

What if you took a nail-biting, twist-packed thriller — then replaced its supercompetent badass protagonist with two ordinary, well-meaning schlubs way, way out of their depth? That’s the sly premise behind the BBC/Hulu co-production The Wrong Mans, a fresh, funny, impressively executed twist on the classic Hitchcockian mistaken identity story.

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